Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The power to give your wife rights

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to speak brail.

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!