The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The ability to part...hair.

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power to fall up.

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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the power to fail any test you want

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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power to fly...backwards.

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!