The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to poo in the toilet

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captain obvious

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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A power level of under 9000.

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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Going through obejects but cant move

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The power to speak Braille.

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The power to change your emotions at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!