The power to walk into Mordor.

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to turn into an escalator

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!