The power to know where the beef is

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The power to attract bullets

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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the power to run in slow motion

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!