- Pointless Super Powers

The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

The power to fart flames

the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

The power to be never need to use the bathroom

The power to speak brail.

the ability to lick your own elbow

The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

to make asians smart

Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

The power of reading your own mind.

The power to never end your .

The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!