The ability to see through glass

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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the power to in power your self

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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the power to see the present.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to be buried at sea

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The power to have a power

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!