The power to change to justin biber

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the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power to see through windows

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The power to explode on demand.

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A power level of under 9000.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!