the power to taste your own spit

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The power to never end your .

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!