The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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The power to waste time reading this.

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to have no superpower

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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the power to get really mad.

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!