- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The ability to sweat poop.

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

the power to sleep while standing!

The power to lose the remote.

The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

The power to look TV

The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

The power to think outside the bun.

The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

Pointless Super Powers