The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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The power to think.

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!