The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The power to fall up.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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the ability to see into the past

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The power to waste time reading this.

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!