- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

The power to come back to life but only after u die

The power to read your own thoughts.

The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The ability to control water but only when it is raining

The power to shut the fuck up.

The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

The power to die when you change emotions

The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

The power to switch gender identity

The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

Pointless Super Powers