the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The power to fart in colour

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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Balls.

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!