- Pointless Super Powers

The power to fart flames

The power to die while dieing

The power to suck your own dick

The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

the ability to die without any control

The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

The power to be able to not smell fart

the ability to turn into random hats

Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

the power to frow up when your not sick.

The power to not have a power.

The Power to Combust

The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

the power to feel extreme pain

The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!