The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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The ability to read your own mind

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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black people

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the power to morph into yourself

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the ability to enjoy school

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to think.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!