The power of eating from ears.

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The power to fart in colour

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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the power to get really mad.

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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the power to fart terrible gas

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!