- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

The power to never end your .

The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

The power to die

to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

The power to come back to life but only after u die

Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

The power to sleep

The power to switch gender identity

Pointless Super Powers