- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

The power to not have a power.

The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

the power to feel extreme pain

The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

The power to not hear thunder.

the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

The power to mind control inanimate objects.

The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

The power to aquire pointless superpowers

The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

Pointless Super Powers