- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to live through a Twilight movie.

The ability to breath, but only in space.

The power to resist trolling.

power to eat through your but

The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

The power to bleed

The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

Death at will

The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

The power to speak brail.

The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

The power to fuck everyone.

The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

Pointless Super Powers