- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

the power to finish an all you can eat

The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

the power to eat only one lays potato chip

The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

The power to touch anything that is touchable.

The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

the power to fart out of your penis

The power to transform into yourself

The power to die while dieing

being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

Pointless Super Powers