The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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solar powered night-vision

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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the power to control your own body movements

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!