the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The power to switch gender identity

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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The power to get older every second

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to do nothing.

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!