The power to do nothing.

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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The power to do nothing

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!