- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to go part way through walls

The power to change your urine to any color

The power to change your eye color.

The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

The power to float without gravity.

The power to make fish drown.

The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

The power to lose the remote.

The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

The power to be distracted with grea

the power to sneeze cum

The power to see through air.

The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

the power to poo every time someone asks you out

the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

Pointless Super Powers