the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The ability to read braile.

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They power to be able to make meth.

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power to eat through your but

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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The power to have no power.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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Hetsy overpay otay peaksay igpay atinlay

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!