- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn apples into pears

The power to mind reeds

the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

The power to grow one wing

The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

The power to shit dirt!

The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

The power to die while dieing

being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

The power to fart flames

the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

The power to suck your own dick

The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

the power to frow up when your not sick.

The power to not have a power.

The power to be able to not smell fart

Pointless Super Powers