the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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the power to shoot a powerful red laser beam everytime you open your eyes.

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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the power to get blood clots

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!