- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to only tell the truth

The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

The power to know what Erika is!

The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

The power to fly when you fart

The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

Teleporting to Mexico

The power to see 2 min. into the past.

the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

The power to stop time for 1 second

the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

The power to be your self

The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

Pointless Super Powers