The power to make you teeth yellower

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The power to change the color of your piss

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Being Aquaman

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to turn food into shit.

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!