The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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the power to win the crying game

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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captain obvious

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The power to shed hair

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!