The ability to control water but only when it is raining

The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

The power to grow new teeth.

The power to hear a dog whistle

Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

The power to slam a revolving door.

The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

The power to learn only at school.

The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

The power to eat soap.

The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!