The power to sleep if your not awake

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The power to change the color of your piss

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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The power to change to justin biber

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The power to lose this power.

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The power of eating from ears.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!