The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The power to exist

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The power to die.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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the power to run in slow motion

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The ability to make your text green on google

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!