- Pointless Super Powers

The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

the ability to grow your nails at will.

The power to eat air with your lungs

The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

The power to do something while you can play games.

The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

the power to fly but your an Altophobic

The power to give yourself a BJ.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

the power to have diarrhea at any time

The power to explode on demand.

The power to have to eat every 1 second.

The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

the power to control urine

the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

The power to see through a hole

The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.