The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to control dodos

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The power to change the color of your piss

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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Balls.

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to explode on demand.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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the power to control urine

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!