the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power to fart in colour

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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the ability to darken darkness

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!