The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The power to hear in the dark.

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!