-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power to fart upon command.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power to have bad luck!

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!