The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The power to speak brail.

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The power to be your self

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to do nothing

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!