- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

The ability to breath, but only in space.

the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

The power to smell you poop after you flushed

The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

The ability to breath under lava

The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

The power to think outside the bun.

The power to look TV

The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

Pointless Super Powers