THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The power to smell poo...

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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the power to in power your self

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The ability to sense cheese.

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to hear morse code.

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the power to see through glass

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Being a freemason

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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the power to commit crime.

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The power to have a black president

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!