the power to say i can bend you

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power to see through a hole

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The power to change the color of your piss

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the power to get blood clots

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the power to die if you think

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The ability to sense cheese.

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to get AIDS.

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power to become helpless at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!