The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power of Acid Tears

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to be your self

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to do nothing

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The power to have a small penis

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!