the ability to post here

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power to predict the past.

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The power to do NOTHING!

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ability to run very fast forever

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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The power to have no superpower

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The ability to read your own mind

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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black people

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the ability to enjoy school

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the power to morph into yourself

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!