Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The power to remove the power within.

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the power to die....

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The power to die.

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!