THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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Being a Spice Girl

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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power to orgasm over long distances

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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The power to wink really fast.

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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the power to eat waffles

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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Going through obejects but cant move

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!