The power to smell poo...

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power to see through thin air

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The power to change your eye color.

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The ability to part...hair.

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The power to fall up.

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!