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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground
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the power to fail any test you want
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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.
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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck
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the power to vote
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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.
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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.
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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.
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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.
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The power to get your comment 1st
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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls
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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.
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the power to summon 10 ants every week
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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.
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The power to be Helen Keller at will.
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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night
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The power to fail every time you try to do something
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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.
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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.
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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.
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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit
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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......
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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember
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The power to do something when you do it.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!