The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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hello

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The power of Acid Tears

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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the power to control urine

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to summon unspendable money

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to break your bones on command.

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!