The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The power to take away your power.

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the power to be able to blow air

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to turn food into shit.

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!