Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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The power to control your own mind.

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to be bad at everything

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Hetsy overpay otay peaksay igpay atinlay

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The power to fly when you fart

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!