To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!