The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power to change your mind

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The power to eat your own face.

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!