- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to die when you do Anything!!!

The power to not have this superpower

The power to become helpless at will.

The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

The power to change the colour of your appendix

the power to end sentences with prepositions.

the power to know what time is not

The power to like any show

the ability to smell sounds

The power to cook bad meals.

To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

to change what time it is 1 time per week

The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

The power to communicate with dandelions.

The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

Pointless Super Powers