the power to create bad superpowers

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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The power to shed hair

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The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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Turn gold into lead.

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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the power to sneeze cum

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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The power to eat food

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The ability to smell with your hands

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!