The power to change your emotions at will

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The ability to do nothing

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!