The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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the power to control urine

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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The power to give your wife rights

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to be a normal human

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!