The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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the power to control urine

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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Going through obejects but cant move

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!