The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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the power to hate nature

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the power to win the crying game

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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ability to fly in a plane

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!