- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

boo

To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

The power to create another human

the power of being yourself

The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

Third armpit.

Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

the power to like justin beiber

Pointless Super Powers