to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power of Acid Tears

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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The power of Grayskull.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The power to die when you die

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The power to make my own sandwich

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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Being a Spice Girl

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!