The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to die on command

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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shit and piss at the same time

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The power to see through glass

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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lol

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!