the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to do something when you do it.

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!