- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

the power to control urine

The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

The power to levitate mustard.

The power to look what is at the back of your head.

The power to wake up and live through school....

The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

The power to wink really fast.

The power to know what Willis is talking about.

The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

power to orgasm over long distances

to have a face with the power to attract fists

Going through obejects but cant move

The power to get hurt every other hour

the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

The power to do something while you can play games.

the ability to grow your nails at will.

Pointless Super Powers