The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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the power to be phone

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!