the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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power to be an alcohoic

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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the power to fail

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The power to waste time reading this.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The ability to be a rock

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the power to shit liquidly

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The power to turn food into shit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!