The power to become helpless at will.

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The power to fart upon command.

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power to live.

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!