The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The power to see into the future of the past

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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Nihat Do?an

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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.sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop ehT

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!