The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!