- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

The power to become a llama.

the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

the power to win any shit eating contest.

the power to get struck by lightning at will.

Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

the power to go into a coma

The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

the power to move forward in time one second peer second

The power to become a carrot.

The ability to turn Barack Obama white

The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

the power to be a fury............-_-

The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

Pointless Super Powers