The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to read your own mind.

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The power to find lost socks.

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!