The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to have a black president

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!