- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

The power to walk on two legs

The power to take away your power.

THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

To call me maybe

the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

the power to be really itchy.

the power to get a free game but can't play it.

the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

The ability to breath, but only in space.

When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

the power to be able to blow air

The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

Pointless Super Powers