The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The power to find lost socks.

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The power to read your own mind.

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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the power to vote

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to wear crocs.

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!