- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To call me maybe

the power to be really itchy.

the power to get a free game but can't play it.

The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

The ability to breath, but only in space.

When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

the power to be able to blow air

The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

the power to post pointless superpowers.

The power to kick a kid in the balls.

The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

Pointless Super Powers